● PERSONAL BLOG / UNDIRECTED THEME
HUMOROUS.
TRAGIC.
UNFORTUNATELY
ACCURATE.
The first page will make you laugh, all the others may make you cry.
Welcome.
Beyond this page, the jokes give way to serious arguments, difficult questions, and sentences I have spent an unreasonable portion of my life rearranging. I considered opening with something dignified to establish credibility, but it seemed dishonest to imply that I have any casual relationship with dignity.
— WM / LP
STATUS: Adjacent
01 / THE OFFICIAL STORY
I contain multitudes.
All of them Are kinda Mean
I’m just a dude with an internet connection and no editorial oversight. This is where I keep what I make, learn, and occasionally revise enough to qualify as a change of identity. The introduction is enjoying freedoms the rest of the site has not. Further in, you’ll find careful arguments, difficult questions, and writing revised long past anyone close to me wanting to hear about it. I take the work seriously. Taking myself seriously felt like charging twice.
For legal purposes, the jokes are exaggerated. For autobiographical purposes, I wish they were exaggerated more.
02 / LATEST INCIDENTS
meet the
problem . . .
and his
thoughts
Thoughts on life, love, arson, potential, and several subjects where my confidence continues to outperform my qualifications.